Tis I, T. C. Gerard. I know many of you have already heard of me, seeing as though i have established international fame with such great literary achievements as Rocket-Cum Nightmare and Demonic Excrement, but that's in the past! I ring in the new, now, with brand-new tales of adventure, riddled with devious debauchery and late-night spontaneous emissions!
Enjoy!
~T. C. Gerard